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The latest and current Faux Pas endever is a combination  of unplugged favorites and new romantically motivated adventures.  Aptly named

"CREAM CHEESE"

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ROUND BOTTOM GIRLS

is the first newly composed song for the Cream Cheese CD

(to be released early 2023)

artfully highlighting an attractive

physical proclivity.

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ROUND BOTTOM GIRLS

INTRO:

VERSE:

Some girls that I meet so lucky to find.

It aint about their smile or brilliant mind.

I gotta say, in a way that is most kind, that I'm loving me -- those round behinds.

VERSE:

Don't want them to go and beg em to stay

But it's so much fun to watch em walk away.

If truth be told, then it really ain't braggin, when I chat'em up about that wagon she's draggin.

VERSE:

Bottoms up -- are words to remember when their shade in the summer and heat in the winter.

If your thinkin looks don't matter and you really don't care, then you ain't seen those lady's dairyaires.

SOLO:

      Just gotta say in a way that's most kind, I'm lovin me those round behinds.

CHORUS:

"I NEED" the world to know that "I Dig" 

      ROUND BOTTOM GIRLS.

Can't notice sweet perfume or an eye piercing rack, when all that needs noticed is that  

      BABY'S GOT BACK.

SOLO:

VERSE:

Big things in my future says my horoscope, is why is stick to them like hair on soap.

If those buns were beer, you know I'd be a drinkin

when they pass me by, you know what I'm a thinkin.

VERSE:

Don't want em to go and beg em to stay, but it's so much fun to see em walk away. 

I've said it before, but it needs said again,

just lovin that Ample Rear End.

CHORUS:

"I NEED" the world to know that "I Love"

      ROUND BOTTOM GIRLS.

It's not about a little black dress with a necklace of pearls, it's about that junk in the trunk on them           ROUND BOTTOM GIRLS.

OUTRO:

 

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